THE JO-TEL … illegal blog downfield

I've been instructed that I'm not supposed to link to popular youtube fodder.  Apparently, our's is a blog that features original content.  But there's just too much to talk about here.  See bullet points below. 

• First things first: I love how nervous the red-hair moderator looks when the world is flat chick starts talking about how she's never thought about whether the world is flat or not.  She gives her a chance to think her way out and then, convinced that this will not occur, she has to intercede with the attempted joke about how people have already figured this out CUE LAUGH TRACK QUICK / PAN CAMERA BACK TO WHOOPI.  

• Whoopi lost some points with me from this one.  Not that I'm a Whoopi fan by any stretch, but she did handle Triumph better than anyone I've seen….  But the whole thing about God and evolution co-existing is silly.  I mean, she's not mentally retarded like the "world is flat" chick so she should just go all the way and get rid of the stupid and superfluous god concept.  And she explains it really annoyingly.  But it's cool Whoop, be proud, you're one of The View, you got your little red children's cup and everything. 

• So …. does the blond chick have huge awesome boobs, or is it just the shirt she's wearing?

• I like how these chicks use buzz words like "markers", "freewill", and "my son Jeffrey".  They get all giddy when they use a buzz-word and then they just mumble for the rest of their remark.  

• What's up with the "world is flat" chick anyway?  She's like Star Jones' replacement, sizewise.  But not mental capacity because we all know that Star Jones was a lawyer.  What is Star Jones now by the way without The View?  She's just that pouchy looking newly thin chick that makes it into every other In Touch.  I'm sure she does something now other than be surgically thin, I just don't know what, I'm not really into these things.  PETE would probably know.  

• Barbara Walters is doing way too much of the intellectual heavy lifting in this one for my taste.  It's like how Hip E. didn't like the book that contrasted C.S. Lewis (religion) and Freud (atheism) because he didn't like Freud as his spokesperson.  Except worse.   

• And finally, is there any better defense for me posting this than that during its runtime Barbara Walter says both "internets" and "birthed from sperm"? Oh wait, there is … that chick who thinks the world is flat.  That's right. 

-Shark