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There’s Nothing Wrong with Beer Bonging Wine

September 19th, 2007 · 7 Comments

Why would there be?  I admit though, if I hadn't had the insouciant temerity to try it last weekend when I was drunk, I may have agreed with what you, upstanding reader, are probably thinking: beer bonging wine sounds disgusting and, for some reason, immoral.

Prepare to re-evaluate. Wine, unlike beer is not carbonated, so, when poured into your mouth through a funnell, goes down REAL smooth. Also, red wine should be kept in ambient conditions, which eliminates the pain of shoving ice cold beer down your throat. Finally, since wine has a higher alcohol content than beer, less wine need be bonged to acheive the same result.  Never mind that for me, the most salient "result" was a splitting head-ache in the morning. Never mind that.

-Shark

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7 responses so far ↓

  • M. Bock // Sep 20, 2007 at 9:54 am

    Beer bonging wine is a tool of the devil. Leviticus 12:34.

  • Load // Sep 20, 2007 at 10:49 am

    The last time I saw someone wine bong they puked all over the kitchen. They had almost a half bottle of red and when they were almost finished they choked. It looked like the aftermath of a Tarantino flick; red chunks and deep red liquid sprayed across the entire kitchen. It was awesome.

  • Trey // Sep 21, 2007 at 8:58 am

    Don’t forget the Franzia bag method. No need for a bong… It IS a bong!

  • M. Bock // Sep 21, 2007 at 9:49 am

    Ahhhh, Franzia. Good memories. Back in the day, I would strap a nice bag of Franzia to my leg for Cal games. Delicious!

    Thanks for the memories, Teen Wolf.

  • Simon // Sep 21, 2007 at 10:35 am

    Memories of hanging out on front porch of alpha beta with rafa passing around the franzia bag.

    Knowledge of the Kerouac-ian term, “Slug from my jug” … also adopted by Shark at some point

  • Hip E. // Sep 21, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    oh yeah, that tokay wine.

  • Hip E. // Sep 21, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    a poorboy of it.

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