Yes, even we at the Jo-Tel clean every once in a while. Sometimes, we'll let the maid go home early and we'll get our hands dirty and do things that normal everyday people do, like "Going to Work", and "Eating Yummy Carbs", and in this case "Cleaning out the Refrigerator".
I think salad dressings are probably the last things people ever throw out in the refrigerator. These three are excellent vintages.
that's six months old. June wasn't a bad month at all. The Quail was avidly posting about getting new glasses, and being on vacation, and I posted a gem about eating soup in which Linda and Magda commented back and forth for the duration of the day on things that had nothing to do with the Jo-Tel. We're here to serve. Actually that was a terrible month in Jo-Tel history. We got outside a whole lot. Summer is nice.
The Halloween where Hip E, Jay, Patsy and I were American Apparel photographers/models. I probably used a dollop of this dressing to slick back my hair. That was a fun Halloween Party. Hip and I raged, Patsy assed out after drinking one beer. Shark was in New York that Halloween on Moot Court business, and apparently gave an excellent Faulkner impression. Hip E, lost his cell phone and tried to pry a new one from the insurance gods. Oh, yea, Hip E hated creationists, then again we all do, so what else is new.
That's over three years of history sitting in our fridge. Pete brought you his disdain for Valentines day, something funny Hip E said on the Network, and he Debuted the English Dork Update, the top Jo-Tel post series that only about three people actually read. Everybody clamored for more:
From "P" in Portland [67.2.53.127] - 1/22/05 3:12 AM
I agree. I think the blog needs a gay buckle shoe story. Or a survey about the gay buckle shoe.
From The Goose [67.2.53.127] - 1/22/05 3:11 AM
Seriously, PETE, I live with big dork "P", but English lessons? Bor-ing. Unless of course you actually don't want any people to read your blog.
From "P" in Portland [67.2.47.254] - 1/22/05 1:16 AM
And the 2005 award for most boring and uninteresting post goes to…………PETE !!!! for the English lesson. Seriously PETE, I'm a huge dork, and I even thought that was lame. Please revert back to more posts concerning Johnny D and poo, Will and epic and legendary parties, near nakedness nixed, and Hip E and his inability to wash a dish. Oh and me being sensitive or something.
Thank you to Da Cannon for the pictures and the post idea.
-Johnny D
3 responses so far ↓
Thrill // Feb 28, 2008 at 12:55 pm
As I recall, you used some of my conditioner to slick back your hair. Worked like a charm.
Hip E. // Feb 28, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Conditioner? I hardly even know ‘er!
PETE // Feb 29, 2008 at 7:23 pm
That was like my third or fourth EMDU. Bitches LOVE the EMDU … Now I’m sad about my Sox Hat again.
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