Inasmuch as you, Shark, and you, Patsy, have committed yourselves to each other in marriage, and have joined hands and exchanged sacred vows in the presence of these witnesses; by the authority vested in me - and more importantly by the strength of your love - I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may now motorboat the bride.
-Hip E.
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Reid // May 27, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Boooo yahhh!!!! (p.s. I’m not really sure why I typed that, but it was the first thing that came to mind for this post)
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