THE JO-TEL … illegal blog downfield

Reid: Anyone want to meet up with me and a few peeps at Green’s or Bayside to watch the game tonight? Starts at 6ish.

Shark: Dude, I’d love to, but I’m going to eat a bunch jagged glass shards instead. Maybe next time!

Reid: Sorry Mark, I forgot, you hate life. My bad.

Shark: No, just yuppies.

Reid:

- [Shark’s Real Name] -

Age: 27
Height: 5′8″
Weight: 140 pounds
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown

Occupation: Lawyer
Vehicle: Honda Civic
Neighborhood: Russian Hill
General Appearance: Polo/T-shirt and jeans or Suit
Hobbies: Listening to music (indie, emo, experimental), reading (the Onion, Pitchfork, Proust, SF Weekly), writing (autobiographical blog about life in San Francisco), criticizing (anything and anyone), and drinking (small thimblefulls)
Last Purchase: iPod dock stereo combination
Classification: Yuppie

~fin~

Congratulations, Reid. The “iPod dock” line really sealed the deal there.

-PETE