THE JO-TEL … illegal blog downfield

12 responses so far ↓

• RB // Sep 23, 2007 at 9:32 am

  Congratulations! [Insert squealy giggles here.]

• Linda // Sep 23, 2007 at 9:53 am

  I’m really happy for you two in a totally earnest and non-vitriolic way.

• Linda // Sep 23, 2007 at 9:57 am

  PS: Do we get a proposal post? Hip E described it briefly but it was via quick telephone call and I’m somewhat confused.

• Simon // Sep 24, 2007 at 8:56 am

  Shark, you’ve been writing interrogatories far too long. Congratulations!! Is everyone getting naked at the wedding?

• Johnny D // Sep 24, 2007 at 9:00 am

  First Ever Nevernude Wedding, Summer ‘08

• M. Bock // Sep 24, 2007 at 10:41 am

  Make sure you propound interrogatory 17.1, or that RFA response will be worthless.

• Shark // Sep 24, 2007 at 11:57 am

  Form interrogatory 17.1 is the worst thing in the world.

• M. Bock // Sep 24, 2007 at 12:39 pm

  Just admit everything Sharky. Your constant denials only expose you to a motion for attorneys fees (I wrote a fifty page motion for 50K in attorneys fees last week).

  Let it go … open your mind.

  BWAHAHAHAHAH. I love 17.1′ing opposing counsel to death.

• Hip E. // Sep 24, 2007 at 2:16 pm

  Thank god I work for Big Oil. I couldn’t look at myself in the mirror every day if I was a lawyer.

• The Big Kat // Sep 24, 2007 at 7:19 pm

  Congratulations, sweet Shark. I hope you have a big wedding and invite us all. Or even better, a small wedding with 13 kegs and still invite us all. I’ll get hammered at your wedding, Shark. Not quite as hammered as Foudy was when he got thrown out of Wolf’s wedding, but close. I will be into my career by then so I’ll be able to afford to buy you a cool gift too.

  How ironic is it, by the way, that while you and the HipE work in soulless, lucrative professions and oppress the common man, I am a blue collar municipal servant and card-carrying union member?

  Anyway Shark, congratulations again. Make sure you don’t bang any dudes or do anything else between now and then that might jeopardize the nuptials.

• Hip E. // Sep 24, 2007 at 8:23 pm

  I’d like to jeopardize HER nuptials! (Not Patsy, but I’m sure this applies to some hot engaged chick. Is Emma Watson engaged yet?)

• M. Bock // Sep 25, 2007 at 2:08 pm

  Enjoy all the “esotera” that will be thrown at you while planning a wedding. And by “enjoy”, I mean “retain your sanity.”

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