It’s Funny, It’s a Big Hat, It’s Funny
– Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds (aka Turd Fergusan) on SNL’s Jeopardy! parody
It is my pleasure to introduce the newest addition to The Jo-tel: Turd Fergusan. You may remember Turd from such blogs as Rehab Allstar, jimrome.com, and Big Naturals. He is married to The Goose, he likes beer, sports, men, and dogs with little legs. He has ranked first and second, respectively, in my 2005 and 2007 Shasta ranking, beating out the likes of Hip E., Brittany Williams E., Baldwin Residence!, Nick, and The Wej. He will make a fine addition to this sucky website.
Please everyone join me in welcoming Turd Fergusan.
-Shark
P.S. Turd doesn’t know how to post yet.
6 responses so far ↓
Hip E. // Jun 12, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Turd didn’t even need to learn how to post before he Thrilled me. Welcome aboard.
(sent from my new Macbook)
Turd FurgesAn // Jun 13, 2008 at 8:42 am
I’m not writing all that!
Thrill // Jun 13, 2008 at 10:43 am
Hardly, Hip E. You Thrilled the shit out of my post yesterday, so I’m not sure where exactly you’re coming up with this mock-Thrillery. I will not have my pejoratively-named verb used in vain!
Michael Jackson // Jun 13, 2008 at 11:14 am
Johnny D Thrilled the shit out of both of you.
Rehab Star Reader // Jun 16, 2008 at 7:45 am
Well, if you guys get the same production out of Turd Ferguson that the Rehab Star blog get, he should post about once every 3 years. Welcome to the Jo-tel! I will look for your post in June 2011!
baldwin residence! // Jun 16, 2008 at 10:53 am
Let’s get a story about sitting down to pee. Turd?
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