The Goose: “You just have to ease it in.”
Turd: (fighting the impulse. fighting the urge)***
The Goose: “You can’t just cram it in there.”
Turd: (can’t fight it) “That’s what she said.” (release)
The Goose: “……..”
***The Goose has effectively banned me from saying “that’s what she said”, even in the situations that are just begging for it. Thus, it is with great personal and professional risk that I continue to fight the good fight for all of humanity’s sake. This malevolent oppression and crackdown has forced me to go underground, and I can no longer engage the forces of Mordor in open battle. But, Triceratops Wearing a Saddle willing, I can pick and choose moments to harass the flanks and bring glory to the cause. Viva La Revolucion.
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Hip E. // Aug 26, 2008 at 10:33 am
Sometimes it’s easy to forget how lucky we are to live in San Francisco, where you can say That’s What She Said with total freedom and no fear of the withholding of sex. Fight on, brave soldier!
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