The Jo-Tel: staying on the cutting edge of teenage breezies. Both of these girls are older that Alia Shawkat.
1) Chelsea Tyler, aka Chelsea Tallarico, daughter of Steven Tyler.
She’s the one on the left. Basically … yeah.
I’m feeling good about this one, if only because Steven Tyler has a great track record of turning his hot daughters into sex symbols. Get a Grip came out in 1993 when Liv was only 16. She was 17 when she stole my heart in junior high in the video for Amazing. Chelsea is already 18 and, to my knowledge, has yet to star in anything. What’s the deal Steven? I trusted you, man.
Anyhow, much like Kelli Garner, a google image search turns up nothing right now. I fully expect the guy from the Superficial to be making his not at all old “and then his penis exploded” jokes about her in no time.
2) Allison Stokke.
Hip E. sent me a link to this last week. Just kidding, Hip E. Anyhow, Hip E. is still on the Sigma Chi listserve for active brothers. Somebody sent out a link to this picture of her, because she’d just signed a letter of intent to attend Berkeley.
She’s the California state high school women’s pole-vaulting champion, and has inspired roughly 100,000 “I’d like to pole HER vault” jokes in the past week alone. The only thing (arguably) worse would be if she played badminton.
Having attended Berkeley, it was a special source of pride for all of us that we basically picked up the number one prospect in the country, but not in track. Much like Paul Wall, she’s got the internet going nuts. She alone will raise the mean hotness of the Berkeley student body at least three percentage points.
Basically, she’s like the O.J. Mayo of good-looking girls. This is totally unprecedented in the history of Cal.
Eat your heart out, Arizona State!
Allison, unlike Chelsea, is easy to find on google image search. Here is a link to a blog with lots more pictures.
I had to look up pole-vaulting to see if it was hyphenated. What kind of definition is this?
Main Entry: pole vault
Function: noun
Date: 1877
: a vault with the aid of a pole; specifically : a field event consisting of a vault for height over a crossbar
— pole–vault intransitive verb
— pole–vaulter noun
-PETE
10 responses so far ↓
Goldy // May 17, 2007 at 1:48 pm
So glad I am not the only one who posted a picture of the pole vaulter.
Hip E. // May 17, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I’d like to do something bad to HER minton!
J-Budd // May 17, 2007 at 11:47 pm
And as soon as you guys start turning out Playmates of the Year we’ll be playing the same game.
http://celebsnow.wordpress.com/2007/05/05/sara-jean-underwood-playmate-of-the-year/
Gabbeh // May 18, 2007 at 1:57 pm
I’m sorry, J-Budd, but Cal had Brooke Berry… who was easily one of the hottest Playboy centerfolds in the past 10 years:
http://freeweb.supereva.com/littolatto/berryfoto9b.html?p
Hip E. // May 18, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Gabbeh, you may have wanted to mention that that pic of Brooke Berry was NSF.
Also, Gabe, was John Yoo teaching at Boalt when you went there? Dude is like evil lawyer incarnate.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11079547/site/newsweek/page/1/
Stickler // May 18, 2007 at 6:01 pm
I might take up track and field after that…
Hip E. // May 19, 2007 at 4:55 am
Stickler, is that even innuendo? Come on, you’re going to have to do better than that. You’re in the Network now.
gabe diamond // May 22, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I would bounce her off my mat any day.
Gabbeh // May 23, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I found another blogger who is in total agreement with you PETE:
http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2007/05/mega-post-of-the-next-big-thing-pole.html
And for the record, I want to be the bear in her lair. Go Cal.
The Quail // May 23, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Funny that no one has mentioned the fact that Miklos dated Brooke Berry. The mind still boggles. We should also mention that she was a huge sloot… not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Also, Hip E.: Yeah, Yoo was there when Gabbeh was there; my old housemates were there at the same time as both Gabbeh and Yoo.
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