66% of THE JO-TEL is “losing it Scalia style”

The 4th annual Jo-Tel (anti)Anti-Halloween Party

Uh … so I've done three of these things now, and I'm kind of running short on ideas. Fall is here, candy is really asserting itself at your local grocer, black cats and shit, blah blah blah. By now you've probably gotten the obligatory forward from your mom with the professionally carved pumpkins made to look like they're barfing up their innards and what not. How drole!

So here's the deal if you haven't heard. The Jo-Tel has a Halloween party every year. It's called the anti-Halloween party because — now just bear with me here — because we all agreed it's stupid how the minute October rolls around, people just start throwing costume parties willy fucking nilly, so then by Halloween, which is the LAST day in October, for those that didn't get the memo, everyone is all sick and tired of having to afix a fake moustache or some angel wings just to get a goddamn brew. I mean, if a kid shows up at your door on October 15th dressed as a ninja holding a pillowcase, you're going to slap him in the face. Am I right? The FACE!

But anyhow, since last year we threw it the actual Saturday before Halloween, we decided costumes were okay, but not necessary, but encouraged, depending on who you ask. Dress however you like, except for the following:

Paris Hilton in prison raiments.
The "Dick in a Box" guys.

And, God forbid any popular television personalities get stabbed by a
stingray sometime within the next two weeks.

So after three years, I think we have a little street cred. It's still shit-hot. There's beer. Johnny D makes some delicious punch then decides it need some cumin or something. Shark maniacally controls the music. Probably some nudity. Thrill's got the camera working some serious OT. And in the morning PETE and Hip E. make breakfast for all the passed out people and our neighbors leave a polite but firm note saying "never again"! And if that's not enough, I'm considering an impromptu Soulja Boy contest.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sLGLum5SyKQ

Get excited people.

Love,
The Jo-Tel