THE JO-TEL is going to drink its way to Dover

Video of Bill Withers performing “Ain’t No Sunshine” live in 1972. Get some:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZrS5s4pm1c

-Thrill

A few weeks ago, I extemporized a post on how vacation is hard work. It’s as true now as it was when I wrote it, lo those many moons ago.
But it turns out - and you’re gonna laugh when you hear this - work is also hard work. To use a skiing analogy […]

Apropos of the plethora [FN1] of posts recently… well… posted by Shark featuring the “wit” and “wisdom” of Friedrich Nietszche, I decided I should post a photo I took of Patsy and him a while ago when I caught them in mid-foreplay:

As you can see, Patsy’s got a “Nietzsche’s Mustache” costume on. Very kinky. […]

I got glasses last week. So fucking sweet. It’s like I got HDTV for my real life. Remember the first time you ever saw something in HD? For most of us, I’m guessing it was a basketball game; at least, that was the case for me. I remember being blown […]

It’s hard work being on vacation. Hard as a motherfucker. It’s 8:14 am, and I’m outside on the porch waiting for the FedEx guy to get here. He came yesterday at 8:41, and I missed him by 7 minutes. I walked all the way home from my girlfriend’s place in North […]

10. Adhering to Rakim’s Rules of Order
9. The Straw MC
8. Modus Ponens [”If Master P, then Q-Tip. Master P. Therefore Q-Tip.”]
7. Introducing Xzibit A
6. Playing Doctor’s Advocate
5. Asking for a Point of Kweli-fication
4. Innuendolemite
3. Reductio Adrock Absurdum
2. Begging the ?uestlove
1. The Ad Homineminem Attack
-The Quail

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays …

Courtesy of BoingBoing.
-The Quail

And finally tonight, a Special Comment[ary]…
The six of you who read us on the old site probably remember that the EditMe platform featured the comments at the bottom of the page, independent of each individual post. This was a double-edged sword of sorts: it allowed you, the readers, to join us in a running […]

Scissor me timbers!

-The Quail

This morning Hip E., Shark, Snake, and I were in the kitchen talking about the Big Bang (not Aloysius the Officious Algonquin Orangutan; the cosmological event that formed the universe).
The discussion turned to the theory saying that eventually the universe will stop expanding, start contracting, and ultimately collapse in on itself (the Big Crunch theory […]