Three cups of black coffee down and I am fuming. As previously reported I am off the sauce and getting by with the help of four daily cups of strong black coffee, cigarettes, and vigorous masturbation. But, dudes, it’s not just the coffee right now, I’m all amped up. As you may […]
Entries Tagged as 'T-Tops'
Cull the Fatties So We Can Eat: T-tops Says Angry Things about Books
November 10th, 2007 · 3 Comments
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T-Tops with a Saddle in the News
June 11th, 2007 · 3 Comments
An observant blogger with a camera takes a trip to the Creation Museum and documents the whole thing! Now I REALLY want to visit the Creation Museum. Look how hot Eve was! Yeah! Beget Some, Adam!!!
And of course, our old friend is still working for the Man. But it keeps a little change in his pocket, […]
I’m Higher than Jesus Right Now
May 31st, 2007 · 3 Comments
Just kidding, I’m still sober. Lame. So “Answers in Genesis,” the people that run this creationist museum wherein I am doomed to wear a saddle to show how humans coexisted with me (no they didn’t), have a website now. Lots of fun stuff guys. Lots of “answers in Genesis,” dudes. Hey curators, tell me if […]
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