It can be done, but only THE JO-TEL can do it.

Oh yes: Man with a Movie Camera. A movie that is, purportedly, about the joys, boundaries and innovation of filming things. Okay that sounds nice and all I guess but look it better not suck because I’m telling you, movies, this is your last fucking chance.
———- Chelovek s kino-apparatom (Man with a [...]

Third day of the festival here I come. What kind of hard drugs are these nerds on who go to every single one of these? Before each movie, there are always groups of guys– always guys– with festival-pass lanyards who each look like one of the Lone Gunman from The X-Files, huddled up [...]

Sorry for the delay in getting the previous blogs posted. I make a lot of dino-typos, so I need time to proof-read. I’m staying at the “Day’s Inn” in Hayes Valley. Quite a place … NOT! (to borrow a phrase from the Irish immigrant in yesterday’s feature) It’s fine though. They [...]

I am pleased to report that, for the first time, I am not reporting from the intellectually devoid innards of the Creationist Museum. After three straight years of uninterrupted service as the resident triceratops forced to wear a saddle as evidence that humans and dinosaurs co-coexisted, I finally petitioned the union and got a vacation. [...]

It has been a while since I last blogged. Sorry about that. I would not be returning so abruptly if it were not extremely urgent. I mean, as bad as the blog was during that little stint in July when only Thrill was posting, I’m not returning to “improve readership” or “prevent the blog from [...]

Three cups of black coffee down and I am fuming. As previously reported I am off the sauce and getting by with the help of four daily cups of strong black coffee, cigarettes, and vigorous masturbation. But, dudes, it’s not just the coffee right now, I’m all amped up. As you may [...]

An observant blogger with a camera takes a trip to the Creation Museum and documents the whole thing!  Now I REALLY want to visit the Creation Museum.  Look how hot Eve was!  Yeah! Beget Some, Adam!!!

And of course, our old friend is still working for the Man.  But it keeps a little change in his pocket, [...]

Just kidding, I’m still sober. Lame. So “Answers in Genesis,” the people that run this creationist museum wherein I am doomed to wear a saddle to show how humans coexisted with me (no they didn’t), have a website now. Lots of fun stuff guys. Lots of “answers in Genesis,” dudes. Hey curators, tell me if [...]