THE JO-TEL …believes some of what Nathaniel and John say, but believes England is still our sovreign

Three cups of black coffee down and I am fuming. As previously reported I am off the sauce and getting by with the help of four daily cups of strong black coffee, cigarettes, and vigorous masturbation. But, dudes, it’s not just the coffee right now, I’m all amped up. As you may […]

An observant blogger with a camera takes a trip to the Creation Museum and documents the whole thing!  Now I REALLY want to visit the Creation Museum.  Look how hot Eve was!  Yeah! Beget Some, Adam!!!

And of course, our old friend is still working for the Man.  But it keeps a little change in his pocket, […]

Just kidding, I’m still sober. Lame. So “Answers in Genesis,” the people that run this creationist museum wherein I am doomed to wear a saddle to show how humans coexisted with me (no they didn’t), have a website now. Lots of fun stuff guys. Lots of “answers in Genesis,” dudes. Hey curators, tell me if […]