THE JO-TEL …believes some of what Nathaniel and John say, but believes England is still our sovreign

Patsy and I were watching SNL's Best of John Belushi tonight and she remarked that the Little Chocolate Donuts skit was not that funny.  I may need to file for divorce.
-Shark

So.  I'm finally getting around to reviewing James Murphy's disco-tinged DJ set at Mighty that occurred on August 7, 2008.  Mighty was a good location: the vacuous dance floor filled with indie kids made me think of the raves that I never went to in high school.  Except more mustaches.  I was drunk mind you, […]

So. We’ve started a book club. The first selection is, obviously, Moby-Dick. We begin next Tuesday and the invitation is hereby extended to anyone who wants to join.
readingmobydickisnottehghey.blogspot.com
Let me know and I will add you to the blog.

Your movement takes you ten afterplans past your melody
Lifting and dropping like a voice through Denver
Before your bandmate yells “Holy shit” you cycle back
And yell above your range like my Katie in the desert
Breeze placing her finger with bitten down nails on her
Clit and giving herself an orgasm towards the “Gelbe Kuh”
poster in the dorm […]

I watched M a few nights back: 1931, directed by Fritz Lang (also Metropolis, The Last Laugh), starring Peter Lorre (also Maltese Falcon, Casablanca).  I've seen it before but didn't remember too much about it. Very controversial at the time because it is a about a serial killer who goes after children. It is generally […]

a temporally disjointed account.
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5:37pm (Saturday): I am at Hayes Green, wielding my portable iPod dock around like some talisman, magically channeling music in people’s direction, drunk from whiskey and beer.
3:02pm (Saturday): I mount a plastic chair in my new apartment’s common area to tell a brief story about a wasted Asian dude that […]

Star date: Friday.
Status: slightly hungover.
Purpose for post: attempt to approach elusive standard of “daily content” with use of meandering filler post.
Last night’s activity: drinking, food.
This morning’s activity: TPS reports.
Pop-culture origin of “TPS reports” comment: The Wonder Years (sitcom).
Underrated 90s sitcom: Family Ties.
Marilyn Manson: the older brother on Mr. Belvedeer (sp?) that played the drums.
Member of […]

#24
This plate exists at my new apartment:
[Dear Readers,
I have delayed this post for about one month because I keep postponing figuring out how to transfer the photo that I took of the plate that is the subject of this post, which is somehow contained on my new camera, to my computer. I just […]

Don’t worry, I still hate Ayn Rand.
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“Gamble Away (My Time)”
Time gambles away its celerity
On youth. When you turn, it is begun.
Not learning to bridge the gap. Not
Now. We all just pause and want for that
Smallest of waterfalls to launch
Our feet into the water.

“The (Rapist)”
Bird. Your ash from the beer you drank
Fell from the […]

Since I'm the resident expert here on non-shower-related human feces, I thought that I'd write a post to distill some of my knowledge.  For those of you who don't know, I used to work at civil engineering firm that specialized in septic design.  It was a great job.  I learned a lot about engineering and […]