THE JO-TEL …believes some of what Nathaniel and John say, but believes England is still our sovreign

Meghan McCain on “Larry King Live”, discussing her new children’s book, My Dad, John McCain. Keep in mind: this is a CHILDREN’S book:
King: What’s the toughest part about writing a children’s book?
McCain: The illustrations were the hardest for me. How do you illustrate your father being tortured?
[Quote via CNN.com.]

Nice gratuitous barb from Turd on the Network regarding PETE’s recent and long-winded return-to-form post. CJ is PETE’s gf.
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CJ: How was your day honey?
PETE: Shark mentioned that I haven’t posted on Le Jo-Tel since February of this year, which is like 10 years ago. I of course, during that time period, have had a […]

Does anyone want to talk to the man that smoked a banana skin?
-Reid

Two-thirty is Bob’s time . . . I can think there and draw on napkins and have my shake. Sometimes I have a cup of coffee and sometimes I have a small Coke. They both go great with shakes.
-David Lynch, regarding his admission that he had a chocolate shake at Bob’s Big Boy at 2:30 […]

This way, we can kill one bird with two stones.
-The Goose

Two weeks earlier.
SHARK (reading Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew): Deepa.
THE DEEPA: Yes.
SHARK (looking up): If I were to put this book in front of Stove and Ed, how long would it take for one of them to say “Taming of the Jew” and who would say it first.
THE DEEPA: Seconds. Ed.

This last Saturday, early […]

I think that’s the second time in the last week that you’ve compare yourself to Jesus Christ.
- Shannon (to Shark)

“When I was touring for the Liz Phair CD, my tour manager was Brett Radin, who’s this awesome guy. He makes touring really really fun, and for me to say that is a big deal. After working together for about a year, he told me that he was leaving. And I was like, wha? He […]

“Yeah Mark - why don’t you go rape everything.”
-Patsy

[This quote is not funny. -Ed.]
Shark and Patsy walk towards the lobby of the Santa Anita Inn hoping to partake in the Continental Breakfast. Before they are arrive they encounter Thrill and Rosey walking in the opposite direction. It is the day after the wedding. Shark is real hungover.
SHARK: […]