THE JO-TEL is going to drink its way to Dover

Erstwhile Jo-Tel contributor, PETE, alive and well. And a hero.
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From the Network:
Anyhow, last night I thwarted a bike theft in our neighborhood. I was sitting on my porch smoking a cigarette and some chick pulled up to the liquor store across the street and propped her bike up outside without locking it (there’s a […]

This Network Moments comes on the heels of Turd Ferugson’s decidedly dubious slight on early Beatles songs…
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HIP E.: Any statement about not getting into the beatles should be followed by “yet.” I’m jealous of anybody who still gets to look forward to getting into the Beatles, the best band ever.
TURD FERGUSON: Sorry dood, they’re […]

A Network moment re: the so-called quarterback for the Cal Bears.
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HIP E. Well, obviously if we had known Longshore was going to get badly hurt against Oregon, we would have been able to predict this. Turns out he had the worst injury possible - one that would allow him to keep playing. […]