THE JO-TEL …believes some of what Nathaniel and John say, but believes England is still our sovreign

“Hammer-On Mega Dinner”

Dismounting is when you cut the shit out of your eye
Ball. Cut it out before
It’s like the Roman Empire:
A history of killing Julius Caesar turned
Into a history of Christian revisionism
Thanks to fucking Gibbon.
“Open Your Hands Like My Finger”
Years of drinking one full beer at each show
Has resulted in one finger turned
Toward the […]

Your movement takes you ten afterplans past your melody
Lifting and dropping like a voice through Denver
Before your bandmate yells “Holy shit” you cycle back
And yell above your range like my Katie in the desert
Breeze placing her finger with bitten down nails on her
Clit and giving herself an orgasm towards the “Gelbe Kuh”
poster in the dorm […]

Don’t worry, I still hate Ayn Rand.
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“Gamble Away (My Time)”
Time gambles away its celerity
On youth. When you turn, it is begun.
Not learning to bridge the gap. Not
Now. We all just pause and want for that
Smallest of waterfalls to launch
Our feet into the water.

“The (Rapist)”
Bird. Your ash from the beer you drank
Fell from the […]

Last night the night sky opened up the roof where
Johnny D Shannon three pillows several blankets an iPod dock
A tall glass of water and I slept until about 3 o’clock
Only Johnny D Shannon and I were drunk whereas
The night sky seemed to glow warmly in the wind like
Sleeping on a quiet ocean in your […]

Summer breeze touches you before you die
Crayons and metal outside your window
Before you die the sky opens up at afternoon
I’m not trying to forget you I just like to be
There on the lanai outside your bedroom
The sun on the papers that will kill you
You your hands on the railing and sky
Opening up the clouds parting […]

Monday you will tell me that yesterday was An earthquake and that Frank fell into the ground. Tomorrow you will fall into the ground and find Frank was Right. Beneath the desert sand sits the grounds
For all ideas, the belly-button of thought-thinking. You would never know it from what happens Friday Because yesterday you were […]

Shark coaches moot court competition, Shark gets bored, Shark writes poems on his Blackberry. Like the previous Ten Podium Weekend, these are off-the-cuff poems. Plus, the team won. State champs.
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“Let Me Take a Bathroom Break Before I”
The round
John Hanft
The round
Make it to your speediest argument right
In the middle of the […]

See you monday

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Let me set the stage there’s a little puppy
You’ve got to comb out his tangled fur because he
Is the sign of your Great Dominance over
His paws which are slurpees.
So there’s a puppy and he is filled with slurpees
Like no other slurpee you’ve ever seen
Without the collar you might think him icy but he’s a […]

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-Shark