THE JO-TEL is going to drink its way to Dover

Here’s something. You know in a dream, sometimes you talk to people. This morning in my dream, a girl said something to me, and I was about to answer her, but right then I realized I was kind of waking up. I had one foot in the dream and one foot in my bedroom, and […]

Today is my day off. This morning, while completing a particularly relaxing deucification along with my trusty copy of Darwin’s Dangerous Idea (8 pages from the end!), I noticed that we are severely out of TP in the northernmost shitter of the Jo-tel. The details of my extraction from this situation are immaterial.
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Inasmuch as you, Shark, and you, Patsy, have committed yourselves to each other in marriage, and have joined hands and exchanged sacred vows in the presence of these witnesses; by the authority vested in me - and more importantly by the strength of your love - I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You […]

Any guy who is dating a girl who I am also dating, is a douchebag.
-Hip E.

Writing blog posts is time-consuming and hard.  But if I had the time, and I remembered anything about the 80’s, this is probably the kind of blog post I would write:
 
           Lacy Underall, then and now
- Hip E.
P.S.  I totally Thrilled myself this week, but don’t miss my return to long-form blogging from last Friday:  […]

We need to savor the good things while we can, because if history has taught us anything, it’s that politicians or businessmen or overpopulation will eventually ruin them for everyone.  Things like the sound of birds chirping outside your window on a bright summer morning.  A campsite with nobody else around.  A secluded swimmin’ hole.
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I had my last day of Spanish class last night, and after an hour, saying “lo siento pero tengo que irme,” I left and went to Trader Sam’s to meet up w/ Patsy and her teacher school friends. I had a couple margaritas, a couple shots, and a beer or two, and consequently I […]

-Hip E.

Don’t worry Shark, not those stories.  This morning I turned off the water in the shower and then checked both armpits and, ahem, other hard-to-reach areas to see if I had remembered to rinse thoroughly.  I hate it when you are getting out of the shower and you reach to grab the towel and your […]

I found this song while taking a bath one day when I was home sick from work. It was in the huge collection of Daytrotter live sessions that PETE had sent out. Well, it got stuck in my head and I’ve probably listened to it about 30 times since then. That’s staying […]