THE JO-TEL …believes some of what Nathaniel and John say, but believes England is still our sovreign

I went looking through my first journal c. 2001 for info concerning another, more interesting post that I will probably never write, and I found this.  This one’s for you, Shark:
2-18-01  17:30
Worst day of studying ever.  Got nearly nothing done.  wanted to do laundry but the machines were full.  tried to study but first we […]

I used to be able to pen top ten lists in my sleep. It was my métier. These days, for whatever reason, they just don’t come to me. Here is one of my better top ten list from the days of the old jo-tel: top ten craziest bitches of all time. […]

If I have a “Hey Crackhead” this is probably it. …..I said if.
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Okay, fellow denizens of the depths, keep this in mind: this is the worst possible cave scenario. But it is a scenario nonetheless. As such, it must be addressed candidly and with a particular mind towards our respective spelunking limitations - […]

This is a PETE classic from the early days of his Jo-tel South existence, during which he was bright-eyed, bushy tailed, and not spelling website "Web site" as is technically correct (obviously) but stupid.
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Hot on the heels of my splash at the Entourage Season 3 premiere party, where I managed […]

As some of you know, before the sleek jo-tel.com, we used a platform called editme, which didn’t 100% suck, but definitely failed to effectively filter spam email in the comments section, which actually was cool because it was a communal comments section at the end of the page, but, again, toward the end it served […]

Breaking…
If you’re writing an article for Gawker about how Anderson Cooper goes to the gayest gym in New York, you have a couple options for the accompanying pic. The obvious choice would be to find a picture of Anderson Cooper looking super gay:

But Anderson is a total metrosexual, so while all pictures of him […]