THE JO-TEL is going to drink its way to Dover

The rumors are true. I no longer reside at the Jo-tel. So, if you’re doing the math and scratching your head: yes, Hip E. and Johnny D are the only ones on this blog who actually live at the Jo-tel in San Francisco, which: ValleJO St. + Hotel = Jo-tel (pronounced “hotel” not […]

[This quote is not funny. -Ed.]
Shark and Patsy walk towards the lobby of the Santa Anita Inn hoping to partake in the Continental Breakfast. Before they are arrive they encounter Thrill and Rosey walking in the opposite direction. It is the day after the wedding. Shark is real hungover.
SHARK: […]

This one is from Turd Furgeson. His mom was asks him and his wife, The Goose, the temperature at which they keep their thermostat. The Goose responds:
“We do 69, if Turd lets me.”

Coachella was good. Of course, it happened a long time ago. It was really hot. We swam a lot in the pool and drank a lot in the hot tub. I distinctly remember riding a garland-adorned chariot into the sun.
Instead of actually going to Coachella, I stayed back at […]

Patsy and I, that is. Hitched as fuck. We are now in Fiji on the h-moon. There is no cell phone reception or internet available. I will you leave you to marvel, then, at how I managed to post this. So far I have read Bee Thousand (33 1/3) by Mark […]

Inasmuch as you, Shark, and you, Patsy, have committed yourselves to each other in marriage, and have joined hands and exchanged sacred vows in the presence of these witnesses; by the authority vested in me - and more importantly by the strength of your love - I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You […]

Bain does some free-association reporting from the vicinity of the Bay to Breakers weekend. Bain is Hip E.’s brother.
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Friday. VBird3, Nathan, Jon and I left portland at around 230 and arrived in SF around 130. I slept out on the roof until around 5 when i was woken up by the […]

Last night was the 15th anniversary of a local German restaurant, Suppenküche. As German restaurants go, Suppenküche has a great beer selection. As anniversaries go, the beer selection was heavily discounted (I currently have a very cheap hangover). To make things even better, the bartender is a friend of ours. Shark, […]

Quick shout-out to new Friends and Fambly member The Cabinet Shop. It’s an art/fashion/design blog that’ll keep you in the know about what’s worth knowing in those scenes. Go check them out.
-Thrill

After tryouts for the gay softball team, I went over to Alison and Ellen's house for a little thing I like to call "Nick's birthday party". But, I hasten to digress for a moment on the topic of Nick. Dude's got a pretty enviable situation going. Apparently he made some bones doing […]