THE JO-TEL is going to drink its way to Dover

Your favorite group of studious no-sters. Look for us at the next Bay to Breakers. We’ll be the ones who are drunk. Wait, that’s too general. We’ll be the ones who are naked. Wait, still too general. We’ll be the one’s with the big, exposed cacks.

-The Jo-tel
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THE JO-TEL IS …

Shark
Hip E.
PETE
The Quail
Johnny D.

THE JOUSEGUESTS ARE …

[A jouseguest is someone who has spent the night at the jo-tel. Note: this is NOT a list of “hook-ups”. It includes veryone that has crashed on our couch, floor, front porch, or backyard (”never get off the boat”).]

John
Patsy
Linda
Jay
The Puma
Liz
Gabe
Merz
Tello
Jaskot
Tara
Cutler
Bock (kind of)
Pliska
Mini-Shark
The Goose (Carrie)
Bain
Fritz
Yahoo Serious
Laura-Lee
Fabulous L-Breeze
Saki
Kristin
Booby
Joe
Jonelle
Becca
Rebecca P.
Snake (slithering this way and that)
Matranga
Raphael (Little Mex)
Neva
Annie
Kathleen
Molly (honorary)
P.J.
Paul S.
Emily
Brew-Dogg
Reid
Reid’s Girl
Downs
Some Chick who passed out on Shark’s couch
Ross
Cameron
Mary (slut)
Miklos
Romie
Simon
Kubow
Becky B.
Walloch
John the Hippie
Stickler
Anna
Andrea
Ben
Lucy (dog)
Wilson
Lauren
John
Patsy
Lady A.
Lauren’s B/f
Jenny B.
Paul James (infant)
Beck E.
Lisa Says
Ben
Rosie
Nick Martin
Caitlin
Melissa
Sosia
Riley
Nicole
Reid’s friend (chiefed heavily)
Maupow
Saleema
Jessica
Pablo Avocado
Le Ben
V-Bird
Alison
Shannon (awaiting nickname)