THE JO-TEL …believes some of what Nathaniel and John say, but believes England is still our sovreign

Somewhere in the midst of a 102 degree temperature, a splitting headache, and chills there exists a happy place. Let me describe this place for you. As you sink into your mattress and lie motionless for a few minutes, your body, at a higher temperature than usual, will heat up the air beneath the sheets. This newly heated ambient temperature surrounds one’s body combating the chills. Lying motionless should also make the headache recede. The result is a fairly happy place considering the miserable state of one’s body, where the warmth of the ambient air around you feels particularly good and invigorating, much like being in a sauna, or entering a warm cabin after being outside in the snow. Orange juice is also quite delicious when consumed in this place.

Tylenol, strangely, kicks one out of this place making you feel hot and sweaty. But it also makes it so you can move and go to work and not lose PTO time.

-Johnny D