THE JO-TEL …believes some of what Nathaniel and John say, but believes England is still our sovreign

Look at What the Light Did Now

“Yeah Mark - why don’t you go rape everything.”
-Patsy

Parents are funny. I think we can all remember parents embarrassing us when we were younger by simply talking to us. Or when they called all drugs “dope” or used phrases like “do you guys smoke the bowl?”. Now, as we get older, it is kind of neat, or sort of […]

If I can get off of my ass and initiate the graduate school application process, I’m going to, well, go to graduate school. I’ve been thinking about what I should study while there. This morning was a particular morning of thinking as I was up early, had a large coffee seeping into my blood […]

A couple days ago I had an epiphany regarding VHS tapes. It occurred at the Concord Rasputin when I purchased the following five VHS tapes for $2 each:
- The 39 Steps (dir. Hitchcock; 1935)
- The Empire Strikes Back (non-”special” edition, 1981)
- The General (dir. Keaton; 1933)
- Arachnophobia (dir. Marshal; 1990)
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Hitchcock’s silhoueted cameo from The 39 Steps (appears during the chase through the Scottish highlands):

[This quote is not funny. -Ed.]
Shark and Patsy walk towards the lobby of the Santa Anita Inn hoping to partake in the Continental Breakfast. Before they are arrive they encounter Thrill and Rosey walking in the opposite direction. It is the day after the wedding. Shark is real hungover.
SHARK: […]

First of all, yeah I know, 80’s Prom Party Theme = Totaly Lame. It’s a co-worker’s birthday party. I work in Concord. There are 100 people that will be attending. I would bet my blackberry that Patsy and I will be the only attendees who have heard of Wolf Parade. […]

Get yourself another fool.
-Sam Cooke
I need to get myself a Fool like in medieval times. I realized how awesome it would be to have a Fool when I found out that my only key to my car parked in the Oakland Airport economy lot had not arrived in San Francisco when I returned home […]

Wish I knew what that meant. Hey, my first shitty post! The key is expectations. As in, they must be kept at a minimum. As for a disclaimer, most of my future posts will probably revolve around .gif files. Probably also me complaining about stuff. Stupid shit annoys […]