THE JO-TEL …believes some of what Nathaniel and John say, but believes England is still our sovreign

Today is my day off. This morning, while completing a particularly relaxing deucification along with my trusty copy of Darwin’s Dangerous Idea (8 pages from the end!), I noticed that we are severely out of TP in the northernmost shitter of the Jo-tel. The details of my extraction from this situation are immaterial.
Next, […]

Patsy and I, that is. Hitched as fuck. We are now in Fiji on the h-moon. There is no cell phone reception or internet available. I will you leave you to marvel, then, at how I managed to post this. So far I have read Bee Thousand (33 1/3) by Mark […]

Inasmuch as you, Shark, and you, Patsy, have committed yourselves to each other in marriage, and have joined hands and exchanged sacred vows in the presence of these witnesses; by the authority vested in me - and more importantly by the strength of your love - I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You […]

Any guy who is dating a girl who I am also dating, is a douchebag.
-Hip E.

If you get diabetes you can’t drink anymore. That would suck. Same with if you have high blood pressure. So I’ve decided that, while I eat rather healthy, I would like to just be extra healthy just in case, because I really want to drink for the rest of my life. […]

Artist and Candykiller founder Brian Taylor has been putting out some pretty cool cartoon-inspired artwork for a while now. He started a blog a while back, too, where you can see his process and purchase his latest works as they become available.
He might not be your cup of tea, but he’s got […]

I got a pair of Air Structure Triax 91s a few weeks back that I’ve been meaning to write about. They’re insanely sick. I got the colorway shown below (Mountain White/Neutral Grey/Teal/Infrared) because it was by far the best, but they come in a slew of different colorways. They sold out pretty […]

Bain does some free-association reporting from the vicinity of the Bay to Breakers weekend. Bain is Hip E.’s brother.
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Friday. VBird3, Nathan, Jon and I left portland at around 230 and arrived in SF around 130. I slept out on the roof until around 5 when i was woken up by the […]

I think this anecdote encapsulates nicely just how great Bay 2 Breakers was this year:
Bain was up for one of his kegstands, and I was one of the support people. As we lifted him up, Bain’s foot kicked my full beer out of my hand, sending it directly upwards. A few drops spilled […]

Bay to Breakers in one day.

(B2B 2005, Underage Drinking Sosiety)