THE JO-TEL …believes some of what Nathaniel and John say, but believes England is still our sovreign

Watching MTV2 right now (as in, like four weeks ago when I started this post):
See the latest videos from today’s [positive adjective] bands.
Thrice - “Digital Sea”
What? Thrice? The lyrics to this go “Drowning … in a digital sea.” This is terrible. This is MTV2 (with emphasis, TWO!). What the fuck? I need to say something. […]

When polled, four out of the five dudes sitting around our table at Edinburgh Castle yesterday had masturbated in an airplane lavatory. Myself included?
-Shark

Yesterday I worked from 9am to 7:30pm and the Bulls fired Skiles. Then I ate some pizza. The pizza was pretty good, so that was fun and exciting.
Merry Christmas from the Jo-Tel to you and yours.
-PETE

Give me matter, and I will construct a world out of it!
-Kant
#24
Last weekend Patsy and I were supposed […]

If you didn't see the comments, Thrill won the weekend write off 3 votes to 1. I know what I'm getting Thrill for Christmas….
Here's another vote challenge for you: Nikkie Six v. Kate Bush. IT'S THE WAR ON THE SHORE!! Steve Nix:

Kate Bush (from the "Wuthering Heights" […]

Jesus was a cocksucking Jew from Galilee. Jesus was just like me.
-Nervous Gender, “Confession”

Last Wednesday I hosted a listening party to countdown my top 15 songs of 2007.  I'm not sure you know how special I am, dudes.  A picture-filled write-up is coming, but for now I'll just provide the mix.  
Johnny D and I spent an entire day fending off concerned friends and family in order […]

If you drink a small glass of the Glenlivet, and then drink a can of Budweiser, the first sip tastes like bananas.

-Hip E.

This was a strange, strange weekend at the jo-tel. It’s hard to explain but an air of sadness, change, and drunkenness was palpable. The Stick and Thrill graced me with write-ups, which I have partially redacted and provide here so that you all can vote on which is “better”. Vote in the […]

I always enjoy finding out what Patsy’s favorite albums were. She reads literally nothing about these bands, and picks the ones she likes from the parade of new music that comes out of the iPod docks in our bedrooms and living room. A true tubula rasa of music appreciation. Here are her […]