THE JO-TEL …believes some of what Nathaniel and John say, but believes England is still our sovreign

This one appended to my rant re: “have a good weekend”.
Britt // Nov 20, 2007 at 3:16 pm
how about a simple “see you monday”? Or my favorite, “Holla!”, used mostly to annoy my urban-slangily un-hip co-workers as I depart for a weekend they know will be filled with drunken bally-hoo. I also get […]

Dear Jo-Tel Readers,
What’s it like being at work right now? I’m so tired, I sure wouldn’t want to be at work right now. Plus I wouldn’t be allowed to be drinking this Sam Adams Light. Of course, I wouldn’t have gotten pulled over by a motorcycle cop in the Mission for driving […]

This is a PETE classic from the early days of his Jo-tel South existence, during which he was bright-eyed, bushy tailed, and not spelling website "Web site" as is technically correct (obviously) but stupid.
-Shark __________________________________________
Hot on the heels of my splash at the Entourage Season 3 premiere party, where I managed […]

In this instalment, PETE gives us his definitive, boring guide to laundered clothes.
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The rule of thumb for shirts is, if they’re new, dry clean them topreserve the color. After a few dry cleanings, the color with stayfast, so you should get them laundered.
Most places I’ve been to will always ask whether you want your […]

We got a cabin in Tahoe for Thanksgiving this year, which we celebrated on Friday as sort of a fuck you to George Bush and God. And because that was the only day we could get most people to come.
Wednesday: Arrived late w/ Mini-Shark, Patsy, and Alison. Occupied hot tub, drank […]

Thanksgiving, Tahoe 2007.

(photo courtesy of Oliver)

Patsy regarding a recent Brazilian bikini wax, cost $100:
I thought of the irony of the situation: she probably makes more money than me and she’s waxing my asshole.

Yes, I haven’t written anything in a while and the first thing I post is an English Major Dork update. Some of you may remember skipping over these posts on the old Jo-Tel. Haven’t done one since the switch. I actually started doing a holiday weekend reading column but I got sidetracked but this link […]

According to my journal, I found this in a short story in a book of short stories in 2002:
Every night and every morn,
Some to misery are born.
Every morn and every night,
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night.

Mini-Shark, who currently resides in Texas. With AK-47.