THE JO-TEL … illegal blog downfield

Last night I wet the bed. I was not even drunk. All I remember was that I was having a dream where some bad guys were chasing me and after running a while I ended up peeing behind me to try to repel them. I don’t know if it worked or not […]

This is in San Francisco. We should find this.

I poked at one of the long Russian cigarettes with a finger, then laid them in a neat row, side by side and squeaked my chair. You don’t just throw away evidence. So they were evidence. Evidence of what? That a man occasionally smoked a stick of tea, a man who looked as if any […]

moved cautiously around the house, for there was a certain fearsomeness about visitors too.
-Hip E.

Posted by Johnny D 

After I finished taking the Bar (and got over my constipation from having to hold in poo for the last four hours of the test), I did three things: (1) took a trip to Lake Shasta; (2) did a five-day backpacking trip in King’s Canyon; and (3) got drunk in my bedroom and read. The […]

One time, there was this dude in our fraternity named Pat. He wanted everyone to call him “Big Cat,” which is a pretty cool nickname. I remember once, some of us pledges stood around and listened to him hold court on “sloots.” It’s been several years, but I vaguely recall it was something about how […]

“You should post about hot chicks more.”
-Pandorocker Condon.
I used to post about hot chicks a lot. I sort of stopped. The whole Lohan thing has really disillusioned me (I don’t think I’ll ever be fully prepared mentally to discuss the events of early this morning), despite the fact that it’s pretty clear at this point […]

I helped Hilary's dad install our new air conditioner yesterday. It's one of those stand-alone units where you just connect a dryer-like tube to the back of the unit and throw the other end out the window and bam. A couple of notes.
1) Here is a picture of the thing. It's massive and looks […]

“James K. Polk is generally regarded as having the most notable mullet of any President of the United States of America.”

-Wikipedia