THE JO-TEL … illegal blog downfield

Jo-Tel South roommate Hilary-related link dump.
Her relatively recent foray into the world of ego-blogging is now linked under Friends and Fambly.
She also has a show on blogtalkradio. It’s today at 4:00 PM PST. If you’re bored at work, listen in.
Giles, one of my closest homeboys from the Chi, is the undisputed king of the following […]

Scissor me timbers!

-The Quail

Pissed into an empty wine bottle so I could continue watching Monty Python, and suddenly thought, ‘I’ve never tasted my own piss,’ so I drank a little. It looked just like Orvieto Classico and tasted of nearly nothing.
-Brian Eno

I arrived at the Jo-Tel bright and early this morning after a trying car ride with a dude who managed, in only four short hours, to rocket to the top of my list of people I completely hate which, after almost 26 years of life, is only five people long. More on that later, perhaps.
Actually, […]

When people ask me about my younger brother, Mini-Shark, I resort to my stock, yet accurate, descriptor: He’s pretty much just like me except cooler. Mini-Shark is the only person in the world who does not have a blog. About eight years ago he created a web site called “The Yuppie Clinic”, dedicate to destroying yuppie […]

The Jo-Tel: staying on the cutting edge of teenage breezies. Both of these girls are older that Alia Shawkat.
1) Chelsea Tyler, aka Chelsea Tallarico, daughter of Steven Tyler.

She’s the one on the left. Basically … yeah.
I’m feeling good about this one, if only because Steven Tyler has a great track record of turning his hot […]

Hollywood Hills, east to west from my back stoop.

There’s lots of pretty sweet graffiti art in the alleys behind my building. Someday I’ll take some better pictures of it. If you will just look to the left of the tree with the purple blossoms, you could make out the Hollywood sign if this were a […]

I had some other stuff to post about, but now I’m going to have to do a boring, pissed-off post instead.
So on Friday I was felling some numbness in my fingertips at work. It didn’t go away over the weekend. Blah blah blah my temp agency sent me to the doctor where, aside from giving […]

Savor the flavor, Shark.