THE JO-TEL … illegal blog downfield

Just imagine you are nosing around on Hip E.’s computer and stumble upon this picture:

which must an attempt to re-create this album art:

and then you find this:

So, okay, it’s “pictures” of the week. No one’s reading this thing anyway.

Please confirm and cover 3-20 7:00 drilling of holes at dog park with Shooter and Butts.
- work email received by Shark

I am a pretty irresponsible person as things go. It often takes me months to pay things like medical bills and the rent and, as for the latter, a few months later to deposit the rent checks from my roommates - a reality that has deluded many a financial ledger. Also, on average, […]

LCD Soundsystem
Sound of Silver
(Unreleased; DFA)
Rating: 8.6
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Oh boy, was I ready to hate this album. First off, I strongly disliked LCD’s first album. James Murphy, LCD’s central force and the founder of DFA records, seemed like an aging no-talent that had somehow curried the favor of Ryan Schreiber, editer-in-chief at Pitchfork, whose publication […]

Lest you might conclude that the jo-tel has lost all photographic creativity, I should note that the graphic at the top of the page is the default graphic for the wordpress theme that we are using. The reason why you are looking at this generic banner and not Johnny D’s nicely designed graphic is that […]

This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
-Winston Churchill
The Jo-tel is not selling out. By no means did we feel like we were too big for our editme britches. To the contrary, we liked the freedom that the astoundingly […]